Dear Wynne,
Yesterday I forgot to grab my lunch on my way to the office. I don't work far from home, so on my first available break I drove home to get it. When I got home I was shocked to hear music playing loudly and made out the sound of my husband's off-key voice. My first thought was "Why the hell is my husband home when he too should be at work?" I turned into the living room and saw my husband in full drag, dancing and singing to a Beyonce music video. By full drag I mean, thong, mini-skirt, mid-drift, push-up bra, fish net stockings, high heels, and of course...a blond wig. I was so flabbergasted I stumbled over my words, and ran back out to my car (leaving my lunch still on the kitchen counter). What do I do now? I am beyond shocked at my husband' behavior/fetish and, honestly am very disgusted. What should I do???
Married to a Mystery
Sioux Falls, SD
Dear Married,
I'd say embrace the new found side of your husband. Not only do you have a man you love living with you, but you have also just acquired a new gal pal. Time to plan a spa day and some shopping!
Wynne
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