Friday, October 16, 2009

Pointless or Blonde?

Dear Wynne,
My name is (removed for confidentiality). I really like your blog. It's a lot of fun to read. I really think you should have like your own talk show or newspaper column or something. You make me and my friends laugh all the time. Thanks so much.

(Removed for confidentiality)
Laguna Beach, CA

Dear Removed,
Thanks for not giving a question. Why are you writing me? That was pretty much pointless. I know how cool and awesome this blog is. Although I enjoy the puffery, it'd be nice to have a question. Oh, and I had to leave your grammar error in there to point out for my friends. The English teacher's red ink on this email would say, "You make my friends and me laugh..." Seriously, too much bleach or sun down there in Laguna Beach?

Wynne

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