Blogging Rights

Dear Wynne,
My mother has created a blog concerning whatever is going on in her life, along with the lives of her four children. We're all adults and she all wants us to post something weekly. She's gotten mad at me and my younger sister for not blogging at all over the past month that this has been going on. Even though I call my mom and let her know what's going on in my life and I tell my sisters everything that's going on in phone calls as well. How do I tell her that I don't care to post what my kids, my husband, and I are doing all the time?

Distraught Daughter
Teays Valley, West Virginia

Dear Distraught,
I'd just post something like, "Kids are alive. Hubby's working. I'm at home drinking myself silly." See if that gets her to stop bugging you. If not, I'd post it in bad grammar and add something about a poolboy.

Wynne