Questions for a Runner

Dear Wynne,
I've decided that I'm going to run a marathon. There's one in December that I'm looking at doing. Do you think I can do it?

Wanna Run
Jacksonville, FL

Dear Wanna,
I've decided that I'm going to answer your questions with questions, ok? Are you fat? Do you roll more than run? Are you a stick with no fat anywhere on your body? Are people afraid you're going to fall over when it's too windy? Do you have a death wish? Do you even like to run? Are you doing this to impress some chick? Would she even be impressed? Are you doing this to prove something to someone? Will it be proven?

Wynne