Life Ruining Jerks

Dear Wynne,
I've been dealing with a lot of depression lately. My husband left me for another woman who he'd been cheating with for a few months before our separation. I'm just feeling alone. I really shouldn't feel like this at 25. Really, sometimes I just want to die. Any words of advice?

Down and Out
Bellevue, WA

Dear Down,
Any words of advice? No. Any words of encouragement? Probably not. Any words to make your day? Maybe...let's see. Obviously your husband is some floosey chasin' jerk that deserves a divorce every five years for being a flat out jerk and giving the entire male race a bad name. Be happy that your ex-husband will never be satisfied with life. He'll be one of those perverted 60 year olds that thinks he can get any 20-something sweater he wants. More than likely, by that time you'll be happy at that time. I give you full permission to start pointing and laughing at him. And when you are married and have your first child, make sure you run into your ex-mother-in-law somewhere so she can see that she raised her son poorly. Then she'll get to yell in his ear, "Did you know that your ex has the cutest baby I've ever seen? Why is it all you do is get divorces? You've got the biggest collection of them and not one child!" That sounds so sweet to my ear.

Wynne