Pens Gone MIA

Dear Wynne,
It really bothers me at work when people steal my pens. They're not fancy, just your average Bic. But they write very nicely. I do not steal other people's pens, and generally bring one around with me should I think writing will be essential. How do you suggest I keep my pens safe and sound in my office and not wondering around on the desks of my fellow colleagues?

That's My Pen
Juneau, AK


Dear Pen,
May I suggest a pocket protector in which you may collect all your favorite pens right on the front of your shirt? Or perhaps you should invest in those pens on chains, like they have at the bank. But that may impede your ability to travel with your favorite Bic. However, in reality perhaps you should just get over it! These pens cost a dime a dozen and I doubt you actually pay for them out of your own pocket. You could always get even and steal the fancier pens off the CEO's desk...I'm sure he wouldn't even notice they were gone. And if he did, I highly doubt he would whine to me about it.

Wynne