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Dear Wynne,
I'm reading this book, Twilight, and I totally love Edward. But the problem is, my boyfriend, who just so happens to be named Edward, doesn't act in any of the romantic ways that Edward Cullen does towards Bella. What should I do?

Stuck with a Romance Dud
Rapid City, SD


Dear Stuck,
The majority of straight guys have not read that book. The majority of guys don't act like Edward. The majority of guys don't care. Get your nose out of your book and figure out what you like about the Edward you are actually dating. Quit dreaming of Mr. Perfect and realise that Edward Cullen is F-I-C-T-I-O-N-A-L and therefore does not represent any form of human man in reality one iota.

Wynne