Goth is the new black

Dear Wynne,
I'm thinking about going goth. Not for Halloween. Just because my parents are all up in my business. I can't stand it anymore. I want to do something different. Do you think going goth will get their attention that I'm a strong independent person that can handle life?

Going Goth
Tuscon, AZ


Dear Goth,
Do you want loser friends who just want to do drugs and hate you and everything around you? Sound good? Great! Last time I checked though, the Addams Family wasn't popular anymore.

Wynne