Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Cat Crazy

Dear Wynne,
I'm thinking about getting a cat, should I?

Not so crazy about cats
Montgomery, AL


Dear Crazy,
Why oh why would you want to get a cat? They don't have souls and they leave little bits of themselves everywhere they go. Their fur sticks to your clothes, your furniture, your friends clothes. It's disgusting and not very hygienic. Plus, don't even get me started on the bleeding carcasses they bring in from outside! Ugh! I think you should start off with something small, say a goldfish.

Wynne

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