Air Pollution

Dear Wynne,
My husband and I get along well. But, everytime he eats, he gets very flatulent. We've tried Bean-o and GasX, none of them work. What should I do?"

Need Fresh Air
Pittsburgh, PA


Dear Need,
Leave the room. Buy a large air freshener can and aim it at his butt. Seriously, if you can't stand it, don't feed him the beans or broccoli.

Wynne