Potty Piddler

Dear Wynne,

Several times I've gone into our shared restroom at work (one stall) and had to clean urine spray/dribbles off the seat. Several of us at the office have complained to management about this task and have even posted signs in the stall asking users to sit/aim accurately and to clean-up after mishaps. The success of these notices has been dismal. Any advice on how to conquer the dribbler?

Urine not Mine
Fargo, ND


Dear Urine,

Perhaps your colleagues need to take a trip to daycare or even preschool. Obviously they have never learned both potty training and proper hygiene. I bet these people are also chronic non-flushers! Perhaps you should buy a bottle of deer urine (available at most hunting/sporting good stores) and pour it around their office. Maybe that will help get the point across. In the meantime, please please please wash your hands thoroughly and still...don't touch me.

Wynne